Saturday, January 16, 2010


Hello, Spamburger's the name. Have a good gander at my loveliness.

Currently, I am serving a sentence at the Bad Meats Correctional Facility for multiple burglar-- I mean burgery.

But hush. Don't tell my momma that. She still thinks I won "Mystery Meat of the Year" and am touring Lollywood with Mint Eastwood, Brad Pitta bread, and Gwyneth Poultry on a charity campaign.


1 comment:

  1. lol spammy
    don't worry. we'll break you out.
    no matter how many spatulas it'll take.
    and Mobeer wants to help.
    So it'll definitely turn out okay.